This Christmas… we will not get our wish

Every year, we at Christmas Spirit Fail have just one Christmas wish: that we will have documented the very last horrid Christmas song and can thus hang up our curmudgeonly Santa cap for good. (We also wish for a return of the future perfect tense, but one can’t have everything.)

Every year, of course, brings a new measure of disappointment as we turn on the radio or the online streaming app. Just the other day, we were doing a little Cyber Monday shopping and we heard six ghastly songs in a row on the Amazon Prime Christmas music station.

Led, of course, by this new little number:

“Do you really think I’d miss the chance to kiss your champagne lips?” Please, Julia, children are listening.

(Please don’t confuse this sad little number with an R&B holiday standard of the same name.)


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