A is for Annoying

I’ve never understood why anyone liked Alvin and the Chipmunks. They’re not funny and their voices make your ears bleed. In the grand tradition of Christmas commercialization, this song is all about the toys these Snuggie-wearing chipmunks want for Christmas.

One other thing I don’t understand is why Alvin is the only chipmunk with a monogrammed turtleneck/Snuggie/sweater dress. Simon is characterized by glasses, which apparently means he’s smart, Theodore is the fat one who eats all the time so wouldn’t Alvin by default be the other one? He’s also the shortest and the most annoying. Oh, that’s why there’s an ‘A’.

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  1. […] of Band Aid’s “Do They Know It’s Christmas?” You can just about hear the Chipmunks in there if you listen hard enough. Yes, it’s a stocking overflowing with an abundance of […]


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